Oh nothing.. This just made me laugh. XD
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Jun 22, 2007
Ray
"I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male."
"Maybe if I stick this down my throat, I'll puke..."
"Every time we go out shopping we always seem to buy comic books or games."
"I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out."
"I love my Red Bull. Where would I be without my Red Bull?"
"We were birth control."
Frank
"A Delorean, fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage." talking about his dream car
"Mine smells like booze!" smelling his Jones holiday soda
"For some reason, the guys who make the coffee are really up on their music. They usually recognize us and know who we are." on getting free coffee
"When we tour the UK, my body goes on strike and will not adapt to the time difference out of spite."
"The new album is going to be awesome, that's all we can tell you for now. But when I say that I'm not bullshitting you."
"I've never downloaded anything, really. I'm anti-computer and I enjoy buying records."
"We got coffee so we’ll make it."
"The first CD that I bought was DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
"There are some small things, but living without any regrets wouldn’t be nice. You can’t think everything out. A part of living your live is to fuck up."
"Zebra’s can be very nice, but if you piss ‘em off, they can be very mean!"
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
"If it weren't for Starbucks we'd be perfect!"
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
"Does she have a beard?" talking about Carmen Electra
"Popsicles should be the new black"
"It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S."
"You really have to love someone to smell them at their worst."
"Bob! You're hurting me!" after Bob tried to push him out his bunk.
Bob
"I was gonna go with turkey, but it can't be. Hold on. I think I'm gonna go mashed potatoes." drinking his Jones holiday soda
"I like the Mastodon." talking about his favourite animal
"Can’t say it. It’s X-rated." talking about what superpower he'd like to have
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
"I like beards."
Mikey
"Mine tastes like cement." drinking a Jones holiday soda
"It's a rock 'n' roll exorcism, dude."
"We always had a vision, but we weren't sure if it would translate or just come off as pretentious."
"I would love to be able to turn invisible."
"My last words are noon. N-o-o-n."
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
"I went to four Starbucks' in Manhattan recently and I got free coffee in three of them."
"I like popsicles."
Gerard
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet." on tasting a Jones holiday soda
"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."
"I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel very sexy...that whole part of it is weird...seeing yourself, a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, on the cover of Teen Beat...it doesn't make any sense."
"Maybe I'll go back in there and add a line about stabbing my eyes out with scissors just to keep them guessing!"
"Yeah, in England I'm the extremo Morrissey. I don't know what that means. I guess like, it's a bungee jumping Morrissey? I don't know what it is, really."
"Uh, we're not really a lady-band. Ray is really the only single one. So I guess Ray would be getting all the ladies."
"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, and never let them take you alive."
"It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to."
"Man, as soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee."
"So Iron Maiden, Green Day and Danzig when Doyle joins them for the encore - that's three bands who are better than us."
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?"
"If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail."
"Good job, Toro!"
"People think we're fuckin' loaded for some reason. Just 'cause we got all this bling on. People think we're rich fucking vampires."
"I give you a penalty for roughage!"
"'Cause you're hanging out back stage, doesn't mean there's shit to do. We hanging out with sweaty dudes, smoking cigarettes and talking about fucking Star Wars. Jimmy Eat World! I wanna hear you make some noise for Jimmy Eat World! ...they're coming up next. I had a knot... in my hair..."
"It's about friendship, but it's also about dueling knights... diamond rings... and jumbo jets."
"Fuck yeah! It's fucking hot out, dog, right? Shit! I mean, I know we're wearing black, bullet-proof vests and shit, but imagine if - oh, my zipper came down."
"It's about... stop blowing your head off... why would you fucking do that?!"
"My mom and dad are here! Fuck!"
"There's too much fucking love here"
"Is that a sparkler?! That shit's gotta be illegal! As long as you haven't got a fukcing bottle rocket or anything, i'm down with you, man!"
"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years."
"For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be, it erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!" when asked ask what kind of surprises they like to do for their fans.
"I'm sorry. I just got so emo, I just fell apart." when his action figure felt apart.
"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. Ya know, we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see."
"Well, actually I'm not that young, so...Bengay!" when asked what turns him on.
If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
"We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uhh, this sun stuff kind of sucks."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, don't listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here."
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!"
"It's that women's cut.... they always fall down." after his pants fell down on stage.
"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!" MCR secret santa.
"What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like BWUAAHH! And I fucking killed like so many plants..."
"This dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house said 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker! I'll knock you out!'"
"'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be." A day in the life of Gerard
"The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a mustache' -- no, sorry, 'I will never grow a mustache or a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song. And she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had destroyed. You know, I'd always wanted to skate in my old school, so of course it's a great idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school." talking about playing Peter Pan and his grandmother making him the outfit.
“We have always been pretty adamant about our message, just to know that its okay to messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are.”
"I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fucking coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fucking cigarettes and it sucks."
"I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male."
"Maybe if I stick this down my throat, I'll puke..."
"Every time we go out shopping we always seem to buy comic books or games."
"I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out."
"I love my Red Bull. Where would I be without my Red Bull?"
"We were birth control."
Frank
"A Delorean, fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage." talking about his dream car
"Mine smells like booze!" smelling his Jones holiday soda
"For some reason, the guys who make the coffee are really up on their music. They usually recognize us and know who we are." on getting free coffee
"When we tour the UK, my body goes on strike and will not adapt to the time difference out of spite."
"The new album is going to be awesome, that's all we can tell you for now. But when I say that I'm not bullshitting you."
"I've never downloaded anything, really. I'm anti-computer and I enjoy buying records."
"We got coffee so we’ll make it."
"The first CD that I bought was DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
"There are some small things, but living without any regrets wouldn’t be nice. You can’t think everything out. A part of living your live is to fuck up."
"Zebra’s can be very nice, but if you piss ‘em off, they can be very mean!"
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
"If it weren't for Starbucks we'd be perfect!"
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
"Does she have a beard?" talking about Carmen Electra
"Popsicles should be the new black"
"It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S."
"You really have to love someone to smell them at their worst."
"Bob! You're hurting me!" after Bob tried to push him out his bunk.
Bob
"I was gonna go with turkey, but it can't be. Hold on. I think I'm gonna go mashed potatoes." drinking his Jones holiday soda
"I like the Mastodon." talking about his favourite animal
"Can’t say it. It’s X-rated." talking about what superpower he'd like to have
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
"I like beards."
Mikey
"Mine tastes like cement." drinking a Jones holiday soda
"It's a rock 'n' roll exorcism, dude."
"We always had a vision, but we weren't sure if it would translate or just come off as pretentious."
"I would love to be able to turn invisible."
"My last words are noon. N-o-o-n."
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
"I went to four Starbucks' in Manhattan recently and I got free coffee in three of them."
"I like popsicles."
Gerard
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet." on tasting a Jones holiday soda
"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."
"I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel very sexy...that whole part of it is weird...seeing yourself, a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, on the cover of Teen Beat...it doesn't make any sense."
"Maybe I'll go back in there and add a line about stabbing my eyes out with scissors just to keep them guessing!"
"Yeah, in England I'm the extremo Morrissey. I don't know what that means. I guess like, it's a bungee jumping Morrissey? I don't know what it is, really."
"Uh, we're not really a lady-band. Ray is really the only single one. So I guess Ray would be getting all the ladies."
"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, and never let them take you alive."
"It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to."
"Man, as soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee."
"So Iron Maiden, Green Day and Danzig when Doyle joins them for the encore - that's three bands who are better than us."
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?"
"If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail."
"Good job, Toro!"
"People think we're fuckin' loaded for some reason. Just 'cause we got all this bling on. People think we're rich fucking vampires."
"I give you a penalty for roughage!"
"'Cause you're hanging out back stage, doesn't mean there's shit to do. We hanging out with sweaty dudes, smoking cigarettes and talking about fucking Star Wars. Jimmy Eat World! I wanna hear you make some noise for Jimmy Eat World! ...they're coming up next. I had a knot... in my hair..."
"It's about friendship, but it's also about dueling knights... diamond rings... and jumbo jets."
"Fuck yeah! It's fucking hot out, dog, right? Shit! I mean, I know we're wearing black, bullet-proof vests and shit, but imagine if - oh, my zipper came down."
"It's about... stop blowing your head off... why would you fucking do that?!"
"My mom and dad are here! Fuck!"
"There's too much fucking love here"
"Is that a sparkler?! That shit's gotta be illegal! As long as you haven't got a fukcing bottle rocket or anything, i'm down with you, man!"
"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years."
"For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be, it erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!" when asked ask what kind of surprises they like to do for their fans.
"I'm sorry. I just got so emo, I just fell apart." when his action figure felt apart.
"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. Ya know, we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see."
"Well, actually I'm not that young, so...Bengay!" when asked what turns him on.
If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
"We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uhh, this sun stuff kind of sucks."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, don't listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here."
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!"
"It's that women's cut.... they always fall down." after his pants fell down on stage.
"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!" MCR secret santa.
"What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like BWUAAHH! And I fucking killed like so many plants..."
"This dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house said 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker! I'll knock you out!'"
"'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be." A day in the life of Gerard
"The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a mustache' -- no, sorry, 'I will never grow a mustache or a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song. And she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had destroyed. You know, I'd always wanted to skate in my old school, so of course it's a great idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school." talking about playing Peter Pan and his grandmother making him the outfit.
“We have always been pretty adamant about our message, just to know that its okay to messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are.”
"I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fucking coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fucking cigarettes and it sucks."
